Uncontrollable Singing

Due to the experimental nature of Phase 3, participants may experience sudden and involuntary outbursts of musical numbers.

Temporary Loss of Motor Control

Users may experience a temporary inability to operate heavy machinery, including but not limited to: door knobs, light switches, and toaster dials.

To counteract the involuntary singing, try adopting a 'sing-speak' technique: enunciating each word with exaggerated emphasis.

To avoid drawing attention, attempt to convey emotions through subtle sub-vocalizations, such as: 'hmmph,' 'huh,' or 'uh-huh.'

Use a range of non-verbal cues, such as: eyebrow raises, shoulder rolls, or strategic hair flips, to convey your intended message.