Phase 3: The Agony of Existence
Symptoms of a Life in Perpetual Limbo
- Excessive questioning of every mundane decision
- Frequent existential dread of a looming coffee refill
- Uncontrollable urges to contemplate the meaninglessness of life during meetings
- Recurring nightmares of a pending deadline
- Obsession with the concept of "just 5 minutes"
Learn how to cure your Phase 3 symptoms