We're in the home stretch, folks! Phase 3.1 of our highly-anticipated, moderately-reliable, somewhat-stable deployment has commenced. Please stand by for further updates, as we navigate the treacherous waters of minor bug fixes and cosmetic tweaks.
Our team of highly-qualified, moderately-caffeinated engineers is hard at work, ensuring that your experience with our product is, at the very least, tolerable.
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