Procrastination

You know the task, you know the deadline, but somehow you're still on your couch, binge-watching cat videos.

Procrastination Solved: Get off the couch, human!

Sudden Onset Adulting

Procrastination Solved: Get off the couch, human!

Because, let's face it, adulting is hard. But someone's gotta do it, and that someone is you.

You've been here for a while, and it's time to get back on track. Here's a step-by-step guide:

1. Get off the couch, and into the shower. Wash off the Cheeto dust, and let the water wake you up.
2. Put on some real clothes, not that PJs-stuff you've been wearing for three days.
3. Make some coffee, or a smoothie, or whatever. Caffeine is your friend.
4. Break down the task into smaller, manageable chunks. Like, tiny little tasks that you can actually do.
5. Take a deep breath, and dive in. You can do this!

And remember: every small step forward is a victory. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than watch cat videos all day.