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Symptoms: Your alarm clock is constantly beeping, but you're not waking up. You're spending more time on Reddit than you're willing to admit. Your social calendar is a mess, and you've forgotten what 'socializing' means.
Solutions to these problems are just a click away. Or, you know, maybe just a few more cups of coffee.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our Advanced Snoozle Solutions, because who needs sleep, anyway?