Phase 3.2 Deployment: Beta Release Known Issues

Known Issues:

Users reported that the 'Add Coffee' button on the dashboard is too close to the 'Add Cheese' button, causing accidental coffee additions.
The 'Beta Release' button on the login page is stuck in an infinite loop, requiring users to click it 17 times to log in.
Some users experienced a 50% chance of the 'Error 404' page displaying a picture of a confused-looking kitten.
Our team is still trying to figure out why the 'Socks' feature is only available on Tuesdays.
The 'Sitemap' feature has been replaced with a 10x10 pixel image of a pineapple. We're working on it.

We'll get to that 'Coffee Button' thing by Phase 4.1. It's on our list.
Our intern is working on a patch for the 'Beta Release' button. Should be fixed by next Thursday.
We're looking into why the 'Error 404' picture is so distracting. Maybe we'll replace it with a picture of a confused-looking programmer.
Our CEO is convinced that 'Socks' is a 'feature' and will not be changed.
We're still trying to figure out what a 'Sitemap' actually is.

Stay tuned for further updates.