Phase 3: Avoiding Avoidance Techniques for the Avoidance Avoidant

Are you a master of procrastination and a slave to distraction?

We've got you covered! Here are some expert tips on how to avoid avoiding your work:

• 1. Create an illusion of productivity by opening multiple tabs and pretending to work on all of them simultaneously.
• 2. Lose yourself in social media and forget why you're here.
• 3. Use the perfect excuse for why nothing's done.
• 4. Make a to-do list that suits your needs (i.e., a list of things you'd rather be doing).
• 5. Learn to live without internet (just kidding, that's never going to happen).

Remember, avoiding avoidance is an art form. Practice these techniques regularly to become a true master of nothing.

Master the art of distractions and become a true procrastination expert!