It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wheel of cheese is a rare and wondrous thing.
The great cheese conspiracy involves a shadowy organization known only as "The Brie." Their ultimate goal is to rid the world of all non-Brie cheeses.
But why, you ask, would anyone want to eliminate the creamy delights of Gouda, the tangy thrill of Feta, or the nutty charm of Grana Padano?
It is said that the Brie cartel is fueled by an insatiable desire for control and domination over the dairy aisle.
But we will not be silenced. We will not be intimidated. We will continue to fight for the right to enjoy a good slice of Colby Jack.