Step 2: The Interrogation
We have received your application, Bob Smith. We must admit, your resume is quite...interesting.
However, we have some concerns. Your extensive collection of antique door knobs and your hobby of competitive eating raise some red flags. Can you explain?
We also noticed that your "experience" as a professional snail trainer is not entirely...verifiable. How do you respond to these allegations?
Rebuttal: A Response to the Allegations Resume: A Document of Unimpeachable Credibility The Antique Door Knob Collection: A Study in Obsession Competitive Eating: A Hunger for the Ages Snail Training: The Unverifiable Experience