Phase 3: Technique 1 - The Nose

Also known as 'The Nose of Despair,' this is the point where your project starts to feel like you're drowning in a sea of uncertainty. Don't worry, it's normal. Breeding for Better is just around the corner.

We're talking about the part where you realize that every decision you made in the previous phase was actually wrong, and now you're stuck with a codebase that's more confusing than a Rube Goldberg machine. Breaking the News will have to wait, because first you have to Stop Whatever You're Doing.

It's okay, it happens to the best of them. Finding A New Hero will be the key to getting out of this rut.

But don't worry, it's not like you're alone. We've all been there, and we've all survived. Phase 3 Support Group meets every Thursday at 6 PM.