Phase 4: Crouton Cooking Methods

Cooking croutons for the discerning, intergalactic gourmet. In this phase, we delve into the dark arts of tossing, baking, and broiling the perfect crouton.

Advanced Crouton Chemistry for the scientifically-inclined.

Quantum Crouton Flipping for the risk-takers.

Thermal Crouton Extraction for the engineers.

Or, if you're feeling extra extra fancy, attempt the Neutron Crouton Catalyst.

Remember, a good crouton is a matter of life and death. Don't @ us.