Phase 4: Quantum Mayo, Where the Condiments Get Real
Warning: contents may cause spontaneous combustion, but not in a metaphorical way. Probably.
Quantum Leaps: The Mayo That Defies Gravity
Quantum Spreads: The Mayo That Will Spread to the Ends of Time and Space
Quantum Sourness: The Mayo That Will Turn Your Taste Buds into Sour Pits