Phase 5: The Great Bureaucratic Shuffle

Welcome, traveler, to Phase 5: The Great Bureaucratic Shuffle. A place where form is sacrificed for the sake of procedure. A place where innovation is met with 17-page memos and 3-day waiting lists.

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Meet the esteemed Committee 42.

Phase 5: The Great Bureaucratic Shuffle - Phase 5 Schedule

Monday:

9:00 AM: Mandatory 3-hour meeting to discuss non-relevant topics.
10:00 AM: Lunch break. Please bring your own sandwich.
11:00 AM: More meetings.

Tuesday:

9:00 AM: Another 3-hour meeting.
10:00 AM: More meetings.
11:00 AM: The Bureaucratic Shuffle Shuffle.

Wednesday:

9:00 AM: Meeting about meetings.
10:00 AM: Sandwiches and more meetings.
11:00 AM: The end of the week. Almost.