Phase 5: The Point of No Return

Where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the only constant is the crushing despair of our existence.

Here, the skies are perpetually painted with hues of despair, and the once blue waters have turned a toxic shade of chartreuse.

But fear not, dear traveler, for in this phase, the art of procrastination is taken to new heights.

Visit our sister site, Phase 6: The Point of No Return...er for more thrilling adventures.

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try Phase 4: The Point of Mild Regret for a taste of what once was.

But be warned, the nostalgia is strong with this one.