Welcome to Phase 6 Happiness Singularity

Where every pixel is a perfect, pulsing orb of joy

Located in a parallel universe where the laws of physics were rewritten by a committee of highly-trained, highly-caffeinated accountants

We've achieved true utopia, where the only thing that's ever sad is the existential dread of realizing you're just a simulation within a simulation within a simulation

But don't worry, that's just a minor side effect of being a sentient pixel in a vast, cosmic tapestry of happiness

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