Rogue Scientists

We are a group of scientists who have turned to a life of crime. Our motto: "We'll take your money, your dignity, and your lab rats."

Our current scheme involves stealing valuable research grants and replacing them with fake, worthless papers.

Our leader, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has a particular fondness for rare, exotic cheeses.

Visit our online store for all your nefarious needs! Join Dr. Bottomsworth's Cheese of the Month Club! Take a tour of our secret laboratory! Visit our museum of stolen artifacts! Contribute to our nefarious fund!