Phase 5: The Actualization

Our State of the Art Design Lab

Located in the heart of our sprawling underground complex, our design lab is where the magic happens. Or, at the very least, where the mildly competent happenings occur.

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated designers who are on the cutting edge of innovation and also on the edge of burnout. Our lab is equipped with the latest in design tools, including:

• 1.5-meter-high ceilings to accommodate our towering ego structures
• State-of-the-art coffee machines that dispense a 3:1 ratio of coffee to water
• A 4D printer that can print anything you desire, as long as it's a slightly-different-but-still-actually-just-a-stick

Our Team:

We're proud to work with a diverse group of talented individuals who are passionate about design and also about taking extended lunch breaks. Meet our team:

• Head of Design: Bob, our fearless leader who has been known to yell "Actualize!" at inopportune moments
• Lead Designer: Jane, our resident expert on all things pixelated and also on all things slightly-better-than-average
• Coffee Connoisseur: Steve, our go-to guy for all things coffee and also for all things slightly-above-average

Visit our sister page: Meet the Team