Welcome, philanthropists!
Q: What is Phase One?
A: Phase One is a secretive organization dedicated to donating our wealth to... well, let's be real, ourselves. We like shiny things.
Q: What kind of things do you donate to?
A: We donate to the most pressing needs in the world. Like, have you seen the price of artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free cat food lately? It's a real crisis. We're on it.
Q: Can I join Phase One?
A: Of course, you can! Just send us a signed, notarized letter stating you have at least 5 figures in your bank account and you won't ask any questions about our... "philanthropic activities".
- Our Philanthropic Strategies: A Guide
- Our Secret Handshake with OECD
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