The Unmitigated Disaster of Phase One

Physical Risks: Because Who Needs a Social Life, Anyway?

Phase One is not just a series of grueling physical challenges, it's an exercise in existential dread. Our participants are forced to confront their deepest fears, and by "fears," we mean "the prospect of getting a paper cut."

Our expert instructors will guide you through the following potentially life-changing activities:

Don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. We also have a Why Should I Bother? page, because who needs motivation, anyway?

Disclaimer: Phase One is not responsible for any injuries, emotional trauma, or existential crises that may occur as a result of participating in our activities. However, we do offer a 100% guarantee that you will have a good excuse for why you're not showing up to work on Monday.

Phase One: A Go!