A: Phase One Upgrades is a cutting-edge, highly-scientific process for improving your physical and mental prowess. It's like a reboot, but for your entire body. Think of it as a system update for your entire system.
A: We've got a suite of upgrades to suit every need, from the Superhuman Strength package to the Quantum Leaping upgrade. And don't forget the Chrono-Displacement add-on for that extra temporal flexibility.
A: Absolutely. Our upgrades are thoroughly tested, extensively reviewed, and occasionally re-tested. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility. And also a few dozen lawyers.