Appendix C, D, and possibly E: The Unhinged Appendices

Warning: The contents of this page are completely unnecessary but mildly entertaining.

Appendix C: A Brief History of Pointless Information

Here's a list of completely irrelevant facts that will only serve to confuse and amuse:

• Did you know that in ancient civilizations, people used to wear funny hats just to be different?
• Cats have 4 different types of whiskers: long, short, fluffy, and slightly-awkwardly-placed?
• The shortest war in history was between the Principality of Liechtenstein and the Holy Roman Empire. It lasted 1 day.

Appendix D: More Useless Trivia

Because one set of useless facts wasn't enough, here's another:

• Did you know the longest recorded flight of a chicken is 12.5 seconds? That's almost as long as my attention span!
• There's a species of jellyfish that's 100 years old. It's called the "Turritopsis dohrin". Sounds like a lawyer's firm.
• The highest recorded note on a piano is C11. It's also the sound of my neighbors when they argue.