Phase One: Appendices

Where it all began.

Appendix H: The Great Sausage Debate

For 30 years, the world was on the brink of collapse due to a most contentious argument: should it be sausages or hot dogs? Counterpoint: Sausage vs. Hot Dog

Read the scathing critique of the opposing side.

Sausage Hagiography

A glowing tribute to the unsung hero of the sausage.

Notes from the Sausage Archivist

A comprehensive collection of obscure sausage facts.