For those who insist on knowing more about the minutiae of Phase One, we've compiled this exhaustive guide to the appendices.
Phase One, Appendix One: The Utterly Inadequate Companion is a 300-page tome that will leave you feeling marginally more informed, but not actually prepared for the challenges that lie ahead.
It covers everything from the history of socks to the aerodynamics of the toaster in the break room.
Don't say we didn't warn you.