Q: What is Phase One, you ask?
A: Phase One is the first and most exciting phase of our three-phase program. It's like a warm-up exercise for your brain. You'll get bored, you'll get frustrated, and you'll get a nice dose of existential dread. But hey, at least it's not Phase Two, am I right?
Q: Can I skip Phase One?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. You'll be back.
Q: Will I ever find the meaning of life in Phase One?
A: Nope. That's Phase Two. This phase is just for existential angst and crippling self-doubt.