Appendix 6: The Unremarkable History of Our Existence
We've existed in this state of mild disarray for what felt like an eternity. Time lost all meaning, and the only constant was the sound of our sanity slipping away, like sand between fingers. It was a time of great confusion and even greater boredom.
It all started with the Phase One Initiative, a grand experiment in human psychology, where we were subjected to an endless barrage of bright colors, harsh shadows, and unrelenting typographical assault. Some of us survived, others did not. Those who did, well, they're probably reading this right now.
For those who didn't, we've included a special section on the The Unfortunate Demise of the Unlucky Few just for them.