After careful consideration, our team has determined that Phase One, Decision 1 was a resounding success, but Phase One, Decision 2 is where things get really interesting. It's like the sugar high of a sugar-rush, but instead of a rush, it's a slow-motion crash into the wall of unfulfilled expectations.
Read the Footnotes for a more in-depth analysis of the sugar high or
Check out the sugar high's effects on the local wildlife.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit the Phase One, Decision 2 Experimentation Lab and see for yourself.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try the Sugar High Simulator and see how your own sugar high would fare in the real world.
Learn more about the legacy of Phase One and how it paved the way for this glorious mess.
Side Effects: Confusion, disorientation, and a mild case of sugar-induced euphoria. Warning: The sugar high may be addictive. Prolonged exposure may result in permanent damage to your taste buds.