Warning: Option B is not for the faint of heart. This path is shrouded in mystery and filled with unexpected twists.
Are you prepared to face the unknown and potentially make questionable life choices?
Click here for Phase One 101: The Uncharted Territory to begin your journey.
Or, if you're feeling bold, click here for Phase One 201: The Unconventional Method.
And, if you're just here for the memes, click here for Phase One 202: The Meme Option.