Phase One: The Binge Session Review

Here's a review of the most epic, most legendary, most utterly bewildering binge session of Phase One. We're talking 12 hours, 5 pizzas, 3 bottles of wine, and 1 questionable life decision.

We started with high hopes and a clear plan, but it quickly devolved into a mess of pizza crusts, half-eaten bags of chips, and unfulfilled dreams.

Highlights of the session included:

• Conquering the entire Netflix series of "The Office" in one sitting (9/10, would watch again)
• Discovering that the kitchen has a hidden stash of expired ramen noodles (10/10, would recommend)
• Accidentally ordering 10 pounds of guacamole (4/10, would have liked more guacamole)

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