Welcome, space traveler! You've made it to phase three of our esteemed program. Here, you'll be subjected to an onslaught of increasingly challenging mental and physical exercises designed to break your spirit.
Phase Three: The Final Countdown is not for the faint of heart. It's a gauntlet of existential dread, a maelstrom of psychological warfare, and a pit of despair.
Subpage 1: The Never-Ending Loop of Despair Subpage 2: The Sisyphean TaskBut don't worry, it's all in the name of progress. And progress, as we all know, is a never-ending cycle of pain and suffering.
Or, you know, just pretend you're a robot. That's what we're going for here.