Phase 3: The Re-Code

In Phase 3, we're not just rewriting the code, we're re-coding the very fabric of reality itself. Or, at the very least, we're re-coding the website.

After Phase 2's... let's call it "Phase 2-ness," we realized that our code was still buggy and smelled of last week's Chinese takeout.

So, we're starting from scratch, and this time we're using a new framework that's 100% open-source, 100% free, and 100% supported by our team of expert coders who are also expert napping champions.

Phase 4: The Optimize Phase 6: The Rewrite

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