Phase Three, Phase Four: The Sequel
We've been stuck in Phase Three for months now, and things are getting real.
But fear not, brave traveler, for Phase Four is just around the corner.
Or is it a never-ending cycle of phases?
Phase Four: The Never-Ending Story
Where the phases never end, and the coffee flows like water.
Click here to find out.
Phase Three: The Lost Years
A nostalgic look back at the good old days of Phase Three.
When the only thing that mattered was the phase we were in.
Read more about the lost years.
The Phase-ometer
Track your progress (or lack thereof) through the phases.
Enter your current phase below, and we'll let you know how far you've fallen.