After the thrilling, soul-crushing events of Phase One, we're ready to move on. Literally, because we've got a lot of paperwork to fill out.
Join us as we navigate the bureaucratic nightmare of Phase Two, where the only thing more plentiful than paperwork is the existential dread of our protagonist.
Get your Phase Two Form 3/10 here! (Note: This link will take you to the most soul-sucking experience of your life.)
Don't forget to check our schedule! It's like a never-ending loop of despair.