Phase 2: The Descent into Madness
You made it to phase 2, congratulations! Now it's time to lose your mind.
Everything you thought you knew was a lie. The floor is actually made of cheese, and the sky is made of a perpetual stormy sea.
The rules no longer apply, and the laws of physics are just suggestions. You're starting to see things that aren't there, and hearing voices that aren't saying anything.
But don't worry, it's all part of the process. You're just getting started, and the real fun begins now.
Side Effects:
- Cognitive dissonance.
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion.
- Loss of all motor skills.
What to Expect:
- Randomly appearing and disappearing objects.
- Spontaneous musical interludes.
- Uncontrollable urge to dance the Macarena.
What to Do:
- Hold on tight, folks.
- Don't try to make sense of it.
- Just go with it.