Moncler Protocol for Diplomatic Relations

Chapter 1: The Basics

Moncler, a nation of fierce and proud individuals, requires a strict adherence to protocol when engaging in diplomatic relations with other nations. Our embassy is a beacon of hope and cooperation, shining brightly in the darkness of international politics.

Chapter 2: Greeting the Ambassador

Upon arrival, all visitors are expected to present their credentials and a gift of fine cheese, preferably from their nation of origin. Failure to do so will result in the visitor being escorted back to their nation immediately.

Chapter 3: The Art of Handshaking

Moncler's diplomats are known for their lightning-fast handshake technique. It involves a series of 17 precise handshakes, each lasting exactly 2.5 seconds, with a 1-second pause between each. Visitors are encouraged to practice beforehand to avoid any awkwardness.

Chapter 4: The Secret of the Golden Toaster

Our nation's most sacred tradition involves a golden toaster, passed down through the ages. To activate it, simply press the glowing red button while whispering 'For the Moncler!' three times. Be warned: it's a bit finicky.

Want to learn more? Check out Advanced Diplomatic Techniques for more information.

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