Moncler, a nation of fierce and proud individuals, requires a strict adherence to protocol when engaging in diplomatic relations with other nations. Our embassy is a beacon of hope and cooperation, shining brightly in the darkness of international politics.
Upon arrival, all visitors are expected to present their credentials and a gift of fine cheese, preferably from their nation of origin. Failure to do so will result in the visitor being escorted back to their nation immediately.
Moncler's diplomats are known for their lightning-fast handshake technique. It involves a series of 17 precise handshakes, each lasting exactly 2.5 seconds, with a 1-second pause between each. Visitors are encouraged to practice beforehand to avoid any awkwardness.
Our nation's most sacred tradition involves a golden toaster, passed down through the ages. To activate it, simply press the glowing red button while whispering 'For the Moncler!' three times. Be warned: it's a bit finicky.
Want to learn more? Check out Advanced Diplomatic Techniques for more information.
Or, for a more... unconventional approach, visit Diplomatic Hacks.