Philosopher's Testimonials

We are the greatest philosophers in the land, here to share our wisdom with you.

• Plato says: "The only thing that is truly real is the internet, and I'm not even sure about that."
• Nietzsche says: "I'd rather be a butterfly, but with better Wi-Fi."
• Kierkegaard says: "The truth is, I just really like a good existential crisis."

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• Philosophical Counseling
• Absurd Theater
• Dada Performance Art