CEO Reaction
When questioned about the company's financials, the CEO quipped:
"We're not in the red, we're just... creatively challenged."
When asked about employee morale, the COO responded:
"We're not in a toxic work environment, we're just... motivated by a desire for self-preservation."
When grilled about the product's performance, the CTO deadpanned:
"Our product is not broken, it's just... not what we promised it would be."