Round 1: The Great Cookie Conundrum
"We must have cookies for breakfast!" - @CerealKiller3000
Because, clearly, it's the most logical way to start the day. The sugar high will give us the energy we need to tackle the day's tasks!
"Cookies are the devil's snack!" - @SugarySkeptic
We can't just blindly accept the cookie agenda! Think of the poor, unsuspecting children who'll be stuck with a lifetime supply of cavities and a taste for mediocrity!
Round 2: The Inconvenient Truths
"The truth is, we can't even agree on what a cookie is!" - @LexiConundrum
Is it a snack or a meal? Is it crunchy or chewy? The very fabric of our society is torn apart by the cookie conundrum!
"The truth is, we'll never agree on anything!" - @DissonanceDame
Face it, folks. We're all just a bunch of cookie-crazed, reality-avoidant, pseudo-intellectuals. The cookie debate is just the tip of the iceberg.