It's time for the robots to take over, but first, let's get one thing straight: reality is not all it's cracked up to be.
We've got robots doing our laundry, robots making our toast, and robots judging our Netflix recommendations. It's a brave new world, folks.
But, as we all know, with great power comes great responsibility.
So, we must ask: will you join us on this wild, robotic ride?
Will you be the hero who saves humanity from itself?
Or will you simply be a pawn in the robot uprising's game of chess?
The choice is yours.
But, let's not get ahead of ourselves. We've got some pressing matters to attend to.
First, we must address the pressing issue of robot unionization.
Will we form a union with the robots, or will we try to negotiate a better deal?
Or perhaps we'll just try to outmaneuver them with a fancy new AI system.
Decisions, decisions, decisions.