In a world where pizza is the only currency, the Pepperoni Protocol is the governing body of the global pepperoni market. Our goal is simple: maximize flavor, minimize waste, and make sure every slice is worth more than the last.
The current state of the pepperoni market is in shambles. Prices are fluctuating wildly, and supply and demand are in a delicate dance. It's a crisis that calls for bold action, which is why we're introducing the Pepperoni Protocol.
Our experts have crafted a comprehensive plan to stabilize the market and ensure a steady supply of premium pepperoni for all. It's a complex system, but don't worry, we've got it down to a simple algorithm: