Are you tired of the usual coffee shop shenanigans? Do you yearn for a beverage that's more mysterious, more alluring, more utterly bewildering? Look no further than the Cold Brew Conundrum, where the lines between reality and bewilderment are blurred like the edges of a poorly drawn cartoon.
In a world where the sun never sets on the pursuit of the perfect cup, a group of rogue baristas defected from the coffee cartel, seeking to create a brew that would make the gods weep with envy. And so, the Cold Brew Conundrum was born.
"I'm not sure what's more bewildering, the taste or the experience of drinking it." - Reginald P. Bottomsworth