Phase 2: The Reality Check Ride

Because, let's face it, you're not as good at this whole "being alive" thing as you thought you were.

We've got the statistics, the graphs, the charts, and the tables. You're not doing well. Like, really badly.

Time to buckle down and face the music. Or, you know, just pretend you're still invincible, but deep down, you know the truth.

Subpage 2: The Futility of Hope

Don't bother looking, it's not like it's going to change anything.

But hey, at least you'll have a good time reading about it. There's that, right?

Go ahead, click here for more thrilling insights into your impending doom_goals!