After careful consideration, you have finally decided to eat the cookie that is clearly a sentient being with a personal vendetta against you.
As you take a bite, the cookie's screams of despair echo through the void of your stomach, leaving you feeling guilty and ashamed.
But wait, there's more!
You realize you're a slave to your own stomach and the cookie was just an excuse to get to Decision 5: The Bias is Strong with Me. You decide to go back and re-evaluate your life choices, leading you to Decision 3: The Guilt Trip. You try to drown your sorrows with a sugar cookie, leading you to Decision 2: The Sugar High. Or, you just give up and go back to the beginning, starting anew with Decision 1: The Quest for Balance. You try to rationalize your actions, but deep down, you know it's all about the cookie: Decision 6: The Cookie is Just a Cookie.