Welcome, dear citizen of the imaginary utopia. In Phase 2 of our grand utopian experiment, we've encountered a few... minor setbacks. It turns out, our perfect society isn't so perfect after all.
For instance, our citizens are now being forced to choose between two new, equally terrible options: "The Great Wall of Bureaucracy" or "The Infinite Loop of Red Tape". Both options come with a hefty dose of paperwork and a side of existential dread.
But don't worry, it's not all bad! Our team of highly trained utopian engineers has come up with a third option: "The Completely Unnecessary Committee Meeting". It's like a box of chocolates, but with more PowerPoint presentations.