Phase 2.0: The Unmitigated Disaster

In the wake of Phase 1.0, we realized that our previous attempt at revolutionizing the world was, well, a bit of a disaster. Read more about the catastrophic failures of Phase 1.0.

So, we're back at square one. Again. Learn more about our revised plan for world domination, or check out our latest hired help.

Meet the team behind the disaster, or read the fine print.