Phase 2.1 Woes - A Guide to Failing Miserably

Congratulations! You've made it to phase 2.1. You've survived the initial onslaught of existential dread and are now ready to face the crushing despair of Phase 3.

But don't get too comfortable, because Phase 2.1 is where things start to get really tough. You'll be forced to confront the harsh realities of adulting, including:

• Dealing with bills and taxes and adulting things
• Making excuses for your lack of progress
• Eating ramen noodles for every meal

Don't worry, it's not all bad! There's still time to find your true calling in the world of professional napping or extreme ironing.

For more information on Phase 3, check out:

• Phase 3.1: Napping for Dummies
• Phase 3.2: Extreme Ironing 101