The Uncertainty Principle

Where the laws of physics no longer apply, but your wallet still does.

Phasers of Uncertainty: where the impossible becomes possible, but only on Tuesdays.

• Subpage 2: Quantum Fluctuations and Their Effects on Your Car Insurance
• Subpage 3: The Uncertainty Principle in Modern Art

Warning: Prolonged exposure to the Phasers of Uncertainty may cause:

• Existential dread
• Quantum indigestion
• Unstable temporal loops