The Philistine Bible: Chapter 2, Subsection 3: The Art of Not Being a Philistine

A guide for the culturally challenged.

Chapter 2, Subsection 3: The Art of Not Being a Philistine

Verse 1: "Thou shalt not use Comic Sans on the web, lest thou be cast into the outer darkness of design despair."

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