Elsie Sprout | Philosopher

Elsie Sprout is the world-renowned, highly sought-after, and moderately paid philosopher of the 21st century. Her areas of expertise include:

• The art of finding the perfect spot to take a nap in public places.
• The philosophical implications of pineapple pizza.
• The existential crisis of running out of avocado toast.

Some notable works:

• Nap Time: A Treatise on Finding the Perfect Snooze
• Fruit of Thought: A Philosophical Exploration of Pineapple Pizza
• The Avocado Crisis: A Study on the Existential Implications of Running Out

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