A guide to embracing the illogic of the human experience.
By philosophers who are completely insane.
Welcome to Absurd Logic, where the rational thinking of philosophers is replaced with absurd, illogical reasoning. Here, you'll find that the laws of physics are merely a suggestion, and the rules of grammar are optional.
Our team of expert philosophers has crafted a comprehensive guide to the art of nonsensical thinking. We cover topics such as:
Paradoxical Paradise: a look at the most mind-bending, thought-stopping paradoxes in philosophy.
Chaos Theory 101: an introduction to the art of making things more complicated than they need to be.
Schrödinger's Cat: a exploration of the cat's existential crisis.
Quantum Logic: where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.
Absurd Logic Quiz: test your knowledge of nonsensical thinking.
Absurd Logic for Beginners: a crash course in illogic.
Or, if you're feeling particularly absurd, try our Absurd Randomness Generator.
Enjoy your descent into madness.
Disclaimer: not responsible for any brain damage caused by excessive exposure.