Philosophical Coffee Arguments

Welcome to the most existential café in the multiverse. Where the coffee is always blacker than the void and the conversations are always more absurd than the human experience.

Here you can find the following sub-arguments:

• Argumentum Categoricalum: The Categorical Imperative of Coffee
• Argumentum Dialecticum: The Dialectical Dilemma of Cream and Sugar
• Argumentum Teleologisicum: The Teleological Tussle of Coffee's Ultimate Purpose

Argumentum Ad Hominem: Because, let's be real, coffee is just an excuse to judge each other